September 22nd, 2008 - 11 Comments

Dan Bejar Sucks Balls… (and not in a fun gay way)

Returning from my respite, I have but one purpose: to extol the virtues of the exultant Destroyer. I don’t know how familiar with Destroyer you may be, but if you will forgive me to assume your ignorance I can describe it thusly.
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Imagine a perfect world wherein Picasso, David Bowie and James Joyce are all alive at the same time. In this perfect world, these three creative masterminds are also in a band together. David Bowie provides the music, Picasso the conceptualization, Joyce supplies the lyrics. Their music is endlessly self referential, creative, endlessly whimsical, and rich with literary allusions.

Although we do not live in a perfect world, this band exists in and through Destroyer. The only thing I have left to say is that they “exist solely to implode the pretensions of the critical masses.”


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11 Responses to “Dan Bejar Sucks Balls… (and not in a fun gay way)”

  1. Jocelyn

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING PUTTING DESTROYER ON PRETENDING TO BE JAPANESE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    …dan bejar is a hack…

  2. Jocelyn

    seriously, jens lekman looks cool next to this crackhead.

  3. Jocelyn

    also, you forgot a title

  4. Jocelyn

    also, destroyer blows

  5. jenny

    i bought the album but haven’t gotten around to listening to it a lot yet. sounds like maybe i should.

  6. Jocelyn

    not

  7. willirob

    all I have to say is this is how you all make me feel:
    http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/comics/00000189.gif

  8. Jocelyn

    lolz.

    dan bejar is a douche.

  9. Luke

    I remember when this Blog was about freedom. I guess things have changed and people should just keep watching you and Sergio agree about how awesome you are and not post anything.

  10. willirob

    here here!

  11. Jocelyn

    you jackasses can post whatever you want. that doesn’t mean i’m not going to bitch about it.