June 23rd, 2008 - 2 Comments

#3 of “Videos-that-don’t-suck-or-atleast-I-like-them”

I know it seems like I have a very short listening list, but this video is too good to remain ignored. In 2003, the Unicorns released what would be their final album - Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone? Jellybones was the sole heir to this album, and to this date it is really cute. As I am currently the age that the Unicorns were when they made this video, I feel like I have failed as a human being by not creating something equally bizarre and delightful.


Reasons this video is number 3:

Presence of a man wearing a plastic hook and using said plastic hook to play the guitar, largely pink costumes, mexican children/food, a cape, impractically long hair, x’s on Diamond’s eyes after he dies, really tight clothes made for much smaller people, and a 40 of malt liquor.

I contest you to find me another video with even 3 of these star-making qualities.



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2 Responses to “#3 of “Videos-that-don’t-suck-or-atleast-I-like-them””

  1. Jocelyn

    I’m glad somebody put this video up here. Also, I’m glad it was the person who first showed it to me… lo those many years ago.

    Ironically, I am listening to Islands right now. Only that’s not that ironic because I listen to Islands all the time.

    How did you make it pink?!

  2. Willirob

    Ah, so the apprentice becomes the master.
    It’s a customize option in the uTube, you can select the color scheme for the player.